Hey guys, thanks a lot for all the e-mails and messages bugging me for Choose to be an asshole and blown out of proportion ep3 (along with many others; Bowl Of Soup 3, Litterbug 4 and Attack of the giant penises 2) It really motivates me to get on that shit but these are all big projects and take time.

So there's some good news and some bad news. First the good news, Blown Out Of Proportion Episode 3 is basically done!!! Finally!!! I just have to add some finishing touches but here's the bad news I can't export it and neither can my friends.... it's a 200 Meg FLA. and our computers don't have enough virtual memory to export it, so hopefully someone can give me a hand and export it for me, so e-mail me if you think your computer has what it takes!! I really need the help if you guys want to finally watch the much-anticipated cartoon.

Now getting on to Choose To Be An Asshole... a while back I got the game 1/3 complete until the FLA. started crashing/really really glitching and slowing down on me so I got so frustrated that I just gave up, but I opened the fla. today and managed to shrink it down by half the size just by selecting 'save and compact', so hopefully it didnt fuck anything up, anyways so this week I will continue to work on Choose To Be An Asshole and I'll let you guys know how it's coming... I might even have to divide the game into two parts but I really dont want to do that.

Thanks for your support!!!
e-mail: junkyardanimations@hotmail.com
site: www.junkyardanimations.com

UPDATE!! Hey everyone! I'm still working on the last scene, then episode 3 will be ready for your perverted eyes!!! I edited the first 7 scenes, re-did the usual intro that's used in the first episodes and added some final touches and it's looking pretty good. It's a huge file and won't export on my shit computer though but I'll solve the problem soon.

CHECK OUT THE TEASER FOR THIS CARTOON:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Hello to the people that know me and to the people that don't!!! As some of you know I have a cartoon series called Blown Out Of Proportion..... a couple months ago I released Episode 2 and Tom Fulp featured it on Newgrounds front page... that gave me inspiration to continue with the series. I've been receiving many e-mails and messages demanding Episode 3 so I finished the script last week and started working on it yesterday.... I have the first scene done so far.. so at this rate I'm guessing it will be done in about a week. I hope you guys enjoy it when it comes out! In the meantime if you haven't seen Episode 1 or 2 here are the links check it out! Or just watch them again!!
Episode 1: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Episode 2: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Here's a screenshot from the first scene of episode 3, I added the conversation in a bubble textbox to give you a little taste.

UPDATE!!!! EPISODE 3 IS HALF DONE!!!

HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!! I've been working on Choose To Be An Asshole all weekend and it's coming along great! I showed it to my buddies at res and they all loved it and laughed their asses off so hopefully you guys will like it too. It's only about 1/3 done though because it's a big game but I'll be working on it all week and update you with how far I am. Keep on sending me Pm's or e-mails, I always respond. Hope you guys are excited thanks for watching my cartoons and playing my games!!

P.S. My buddy Matt Panguelo is an awesome flash coder so I'll be getting some help from him because a few of my games are glitchy cuz i suck at code lol, so hopefully this one wont be buggy at all

Recent Updates
-Hey my apologies everyone I've been working on cartoons recently cuz everyone was demanding for them. I got fed up with 'choose to be an asshole' cuz the files pretty big now and my flash runs really slow when i start working on it. I'm going to be working on Blown Out Of Proportion Episode 3 for the next week but I'll try and open up choose to be an asshole and hopefully it wont be slow. It will be done eventually but until then check out my website, check out my newest cartoons and there are new short games and cartoons coming soon!!!
-My Flash started getting really slow, whenever I would make a keyframe, enter a line of code or draw a line it would take 1-5 minutes to load it
-Don't worry, it'll be done soon though hopefully

HEY EVERYBODY!! With the recent success of "What's Going On Behind The Doors" and "Attack Of The Giant Penises" I have decided to start making more fun filled games!!! Yes Behind The Doors 2 will be made, but not yet, it's in the process of being written up....anyways here's the new game I've been working on, it's a choose your own adventure game called, "Choose To Be An Asshole". The game takes place on a Saturday from 8:00a.m. to Sunday and you have to go through the entire day choosing to be an asshole or not but you have to avoid getting beat up, arrested, violently ill, rejected by girls or even killed. You are faced with many choices and options and depeding on how you go about the situation will depend on far in the day you can get!! Hope you guys like the idea.

WHAT TIME CAN YOU MAKE IT TO??

Recent Updates
-The game is about 1/4 done, it should be done in 1-2 weeks
-I came across a big dilemma, my computer is slow as fuck so I have to buy more ram and reformat it. Whenever I would draw a line it would take 1 minute to load, it took me 1.5 hours to draw a naked lady touching herself
-God damn't I bought the wrong gig sticks lol, they didn't fit
-Once I get the ram in I'm gonna work on this game non-stop and try and get it done by next week

90% of my cartoons are one punch line shorts and it usually leaves people asking, "is that it?". So I've decided to start combinding multiple short cartoons in a montage, sort of like Robot Chicken. what r your thoughts?

Click here to watch the teaser:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Well the rude cartoon that some of you have been waiting for... Just recently 4 of my cartoons and one of my games have been moved to the Adult Collection. So now that some of my stuff is being featured and my websites getting lots of traffic because of it, I gotta stay on my feet and keep busting out new twisted cartoons. Here's one lot's of people have been bugging me for, Blown Out Of Proportion: Episode 2 http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Hope you enjoy it and if you don't, then I'm sorry sexy.
Pavel Lubanski
http://www.junkyardanimations.com

Hey everyone, check out my newest cartoon series, Hunchback and Sloth. Let me know what you think of this idea. Everyone's favorite retards in action.
http://www.junkyardanimations.com/comm ents.php?id=95

Check out my website for the rudest, funniest cartoons and games!! http://www.junkyardanimations.com

For those of you that like my cartoons or loved "What's going on behind the doors" (The last game I uploaded which many enjoyed), then you will like this one. So everyone get ready!!